By Mehrnaz Tiv
The doctor told her a tiny green goblin named Brain Fog wipes his big green butt all over her brain every time she doomscrolls on her phone. So, she read very smart articles and watched very informative videos on her phone all about phone addiction, limiting screen time, and how perfect her life will be once she’s offline. As she kept ingesting more and more content, she barely noticed Brain Fog moved in with a cozy little setup, put his dirty feet up on the furniture, and laughed wildly as he knew there was no hope; he would never be evicted.
Very clever! Nicely done!