I am a practical woman…oops! I mean I was a practical woman, because I’ve just died…now. Finally!
After a long and costly hospital stay, it seems like I had the good sense, as my daughter says, to finally disappear.
The truth is that I no longer had much to do here, anyway. The will was made, so why should I stay any longer? Therefore, without a second thought, I’m now ready for my unexpected funeral. A practical one, without too much bluster. I’m so excited! Truly, I cannot wait for the event. My daughter can confirm it to you.