“Everyone, listen up!” the instructor called out, dropping her gym bag with a clank. The chatter ceased and all eyes were fixed on her.
“You’re all here cos you can’t dance but you want to learn quickly, right?” The students nodded.
“Well, you’ve enrolled in this Rapid Fire Dancing Class so that’s a start. By the end of this session, you’ll all be able to move like you’ve never thought possible.” They answered with raised eyebrows and snickers.
The instructor then reached into her bag, whipped out a sub-machine gun and unloaded it near their feet. “C’mon, you losers, start dancing!”