By Ryker Hayes
I’m a normal person. I have an apartment, I’m a librarian, and I go out Friday nights.
I can’t keep a boyfriend though.
It starts out nice. We flirt, have dinner. We go steady for a few weeks and he leaves.
Could it be my doll collection? Lots of people collect things! It’s not like I hoard knives. I’m proud of my dolls, handmade with natural material. Life sized and life like. I don’t know why men get so squeamish when they see them!
But thanks to my collection I have a permanent keepsake of the short time we spent together.
LOL
Wickedly funny and clever
Clever!
Love it!!
Hehe!
Damn. Good and creepy.