“Hi,” introduced the man wearing a blue blazer with pressed khakis. “I’m going door-to-door talking to folks about city council candidate Derek Chambers.”
“What?” Holding open the door, the homeowner stood in a bath robe over palm trees boxer shorts.
“There’s an election coming up.” Khakis waved high gloss flyers as credentials. “I’m out…”
Boxer Shorts sighed. “So the ‘No Soliciting’ sign meant nothing?”
“Sorry, I guess…”
“And the closed chain link fence, you missed that too?”
“But, if I…”
“You woke me up. Go away.” Boxer Shorts closed the door.
A high gloss flyer fell through the mail drop.