Bubba and his wife clear customs then they depart Tel Aviv’s international airport with their heavy suitcases in tow. It’s been the couple’s dream to visit the Holy Land ever since they were married. Before catching a tour bus to Jerusalem, Bubba decides they will hail a taxi and head to a nearby shopping district for lunch. The Holy Land can wait just a little while longer. It ain’t goin’ nowhere, and Bubba’s famished! Doreen will no doubt order some hummus or tabouli crap but Bubba will have none of that. He has a hankerin’ for a nice, juicy, pulled-pork sandwich.
By Phil Temples