Dalshia, my distant light,
I have arrived at my Uncle Eratribe’s property to find it in complete disrepair. Unfortunately, his bequest will require no small amount of renovation.
Even from orbit, my sensors detected that the water was polluted and the natural resources depleted.
If that were not enough, there is a vermin infestation. At first, they seemed reclusive and frightened but now they’ve become aggressive, attacking with tiny stings and bites. I will send for you when they are removed; however, it may be quite some time as I have heard exterminating humans is notoriously difficult.
All my love,
Baltenar
Oh yes! From many a perspective we are a nasty little species indeed. A good story and very current
Thank you very much Constanee, so glad you enjoyed it.
I enjoyed this. Cool perspectives all around. Earth as a inheritance from an uncle, the sweet alien writing home, humans as a pest. Very cool!
Thank you Mark, I appreciate the feedback.
Excellent. And accurate…
Thank you Cathy!
First rate. Sadly accurate outside assessment of poor Gaia.
Thanks Mary. I wish it wasn’t so hauntingly plausible 😉
Nice…
Thank you David.
What I liked about this is that you took a familiar trope and made it fun to read about.
Thank you Jake. Yes, there are actually a few tropes buried in here, it was a fun piece to write and think about, especially in something so brief.
Loved it!
Thank you Meghashri, glad you enjoyed it.
Wow! I’m a lover of sci-fi and this reminded me of ‘They’re Made Out of Meat’ by Terry Bisson. Your story is humorous and witty. Absolutely love it.
Thanks so much Bethany, I .really appreciate the comments.