By Emma Burnett
…it’s you.
While we get why you’d want to join the Galactic Union, we’re really struggling to see why we should admit you.
We reviewed your application. You tried. That’s something. But, honestly? A hundred years of space exploration, a dead planet, and capitalism? That’s what you’re bringing to the table? Our last candidates submitted their application with a thriving twelve planet system and FTL.
You’re very mega, and that’s the truth. So, how about this: why don’t you re-apply in a millennia or two? When you’ve evolved. Grown up. Calmed the hell down.
Anyway, thanks again for applying.
Good luck.
I enjoyed reading this. It’s not a bad summary.
Sadly, so true. Good writing!
Great fun, and with a serious message.
Brilliant and timely. Well done!
so true, and well written
This one made me smile. Great job!
Love it! We’ve all heard it!
Well done. Frightening but true!