In Vegas, I went to a bachelorette party at a ‘classy’ strip club but mistakenly entered the employee bathroom where two g-stringed lovelies enjoyed a sexually compromising, flailing, shifting position on the floor. They rolled their eyes, and moved into the only stall while I stood gaping until another naked woman entered, shrugged at certain noises coming from the stall, and straddled the garbage can in the corner. She carefully pulled aside her thong before urinating then scowled at me: “What the fuck are you staring at? Haven’t you seen a woman piss in a garbage can before?”
Now I have.
Raw, but it sounds authentic.
Vivid images told without fanfare, without “look at me” stuff. Good one.