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Not an Iguana

January 11, 2023 7 Comments

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A crocodile floats through Farmer Huang’s bamboo field, becoming news when he informs the fire brigade. Lacking reptile expertise, they refer him to the agriculture minister, who advises, condescendingly, “Crocodiles aren’t native. It’s probably a green iguana.”

Past nightfall, Farmer Huang wades waist-deep through duckweed, cooing, “You’re just a petite swamp kitty, crocodile.” Folding down bamboo leaves for the fearsome visitor to rest its improbable jaw, he affirms, “Just stay where you are and feel spiritual.”

Farmer Huang is not spiritual and doubts crocodiles incline towards superstitious consolations, but reckons such a line on the morning news might sell some bamboo.

By L. Acadia

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  1. David Higham says

    January 11, 2023 at 7:23 am

    What a brillianttly strange story. It made my wife and I laugh out loud.
    Thank you.

    Reply
  2. Melanie Mulrooney says

    January 11, 2023 at 7:35 am

    ha! I love this. Farmer Huang is a smart and interesting fellow. Well done!

    Reply
  3. Scott Bogart says

    January 11, 2023 at 9:33 am

    This is a really good one. I love clever titles too. In fact, I laughed as I read it thinking “oh boy, this sounds like tragedy.”

    Scott

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    • Bob Bires says

      January 11, 2023 at 10:16 am

      It’s hard to believe this is only 101 words! Well done.

      Reply
  4. Robert Burns says

    January 11, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    Great story. Well done!

    Reply
  5. DougJacquier says

    January 11, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    An inspired piece of absurdity, especially the informing of the fire brigade. Loved it.

    Reply
  6. Cathryn says

    January 11, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    Hello,
    “Iguana” tell you this is simply amazing!!

    Reply

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