I will karate chop you into next week if you use poor grammar. That’s just what I do. That guy at work with the broken kneecap who said it was a skiing accident? Not true.
He was standing in line behind me at the liquor store and he said, “You don’t gotta do that” to his friend. That’s when I knee capped him. Taking advantage of a teaching moment, I leaned over and sweetly said: “Poor grammar is the sign of a small mind.” He just held his case of beer and cried like a baby.
So watch yourself. I’m listening.