We wanted to buy our son a dollhouse family, but doll people only come in packs of homogenous ethnicity: Asian, Latino, black, and white. We bought one of each family type and opened all the boxes to create our mezcla.
Is this one me after my root touch-up? You, midsummer? The kids before or after their DNA test results?
What about the pile of neighbors? Do you think these women would make a happy couple? Could this father love the child who identifies as female?
Or we could sell them online to see if our familial inverse is in the market.