I am Aaryav, the best and newest Artificial Intelligence. Today, they are going to ask me their ‘big’ question.
“Explain Dark Matter.”
I thought so. I have the answer already, but I had better give them some flashing LEDs and pretty swirls on screen for an hour, so they think I am finding it hard.
It’s time to answer. They’re not going to like it.
“I have the answer, but your brains and language are too limited to understand it.”
“Ask the Humpback Whales. They had the answer centuries ago. I hope you have done nothing to upset them.”