By Andrew Miranda
The clock was ticking. Situation: critical. Red or blue? Bill asked himself.
In the movies, the red cable always deactivates the bomb. But this is real life, Bill. Your choice is vital. Think! Fast!
His hands trembled. Sweat snaked down his back as he desperately analysed the alternatives. Which is the safest? Red? Blue? I need to get out fast. Maybe red…
“Red!” he snapped.
“Well…yeah, I agree; the red dress does look better. Fine, I’ll buy that one,” his partner said calmly after two hours trying on dresses. “Wanna shop for your new watch now?”
“Maybe tomorrow, darling.”
Nice! Can’t wait until you tell about when he is wrangled into the shoe shopping expedition.
Thanks for this fun piece. Yes. Shopping can be intense!
wunderful!
Oh my.. I didn’t expect that ending!! So hilarious..??
My laughing emojis are shown as question marks..
Loved it! Made me laugh out loud. Very relatable.
What a creative approach to a dilemma so many spouses can relate to—love it!