No matter what he composed on the computer, it came out reading: What you have written does not meet the content requirements set forth by the United States of America. He tried to research what this content mandate was. He tried to list all the presidents, type the Pledge of Allegiance, but still the message: What you have written does not meet the… Then, he cracked. He spewed out antigovernment rhetoric ’till he was blue in the face. And, to his surprise, he stared at it all, there, blaring back at him on the screen. Not long after, the doorbell rang.