By Dick Halberstadt
Presidint Androo Jaxon wunce sed, “It’s a dam pore mind that can’t think of mor than won way to spel a wurd.”
Speling is hard. Maybee if I’d lissened to mizzus Joans in thurd grade I cud spel bettor. Jaxon was a purty gud presidint but I gess he didn’t lissen in third grade either. Since I can think of at leest too ways to spel any wurd, I must be kwalified to be presidint. Aparently speling is no longer importent, so when I run in the next elekshun my platform will be to abbolish thurd grade.
I’ll be a shoe-in.
Wel sed, Deck! Knot jest turd grayed, butt de rast uf skull 2!.
Entertaining!
Most creative story I’ve read, in terms of composition. U tha man, Dik!
You’ve got my vote. We’ve had enough of ’em who couldn’t think. Change it to WIT HOOSE. People wound think it was because you couldn”t spell. Just think: Yur Pltform could be: Let’s us-uns all go through life and no one will know whether or not we are mistaken or jus po’ spillers. JOIN EITHER PATTY: THE RE-PUL-UH-
.SIVES OR THE DOOM-UH-CRUDS.
I believe that you could start a new genre of witerature: Nitwit.
Like it – and the final line made me crease up.
Very vell ritten! (Do you sometimes have trouble spelling that simple last name of yours?)