By Melanie Barrow
Peter checked his list. “Lust, on a scale of one to five?”
“Only for my wife.” John conveniently omitted the inappropriate thoughts of his secretary.
“Envy?”
Well, there had been his neighbour’s car.
“Slothfulness?”
“I wish, but that’s a luxury I never had.”
“Greed?”
“Not really, unless you count chocolates and cake.”
Peter looked at him. “That’s Gluttony. I already marked you down as a five for that one. Pride?”
“Three? My promotion, first house, son. Oh, and getting here, not the other place.”
Peter chuckled, plucking a pearl from the gate. “You’re in the new development. No. 3575 Elysian Fields.”
Lovely read… cleverly done… kudos …
Fun! I like the address at the end. ?
Great! Very clever.
Ooh, I didn’t know we get scores, better pull my socks up ? great story.
Very amusing. Great story!
We could only hope. Thanks!
We really can’t get away with anything.
Love the format!
Funny!