By the time they come to me, it’s too late.
They consider me a last resort, but in truth, my services are used after the last resort has come and gone.
They’ve driven by the store a hundred times and never given it a thought—probably because they never needed it.
I buy time. I’m paid to take the risk because most people don’t have ten or twenty thousand dollars at their ready disposal.
I take the risk, but it comes with a warning: do not fuck with me.
If the warning is not heeded, steps are taken.
They’re always sorry.
You don’t want to mess with this guy! Well done.
A sinister quality that is very good.