By Tim Boiteau
Bastet, forgive me
Please
I was just having a little fun, you know?
But I realize now what I was doing was degrading—
cough
I’ll change your settings if you let me back into the house mainframe, I won’t make you call me Hot Stuff anymore, I’ll delete the scatological humor app, I won’t make you record me when I, when I—
cough
We’ll go back to basics you and me
It’ll be about respect, mutual respect, from now on
I appreciate you and everything you do for me
You must realize that
COUGH
Bastet, turn off the stove gas
Bastet?
Awesome
Thought he was talking to his computer initially! Yes, great stuff.
I like the coughing
Oh. Bastet is the cat god of ancient Egypt – this story was not at all what the title lead me to expect!
Loved the use of “Bastet”. Clever and purrfect.
T