By J. Hess
“Would you share your wife with me, brother?”
“Are you serious?”
“Uh, yeah. Don’t tell me you’ve become a germaphobe all of a sudden.”
“You’ve got some nerve!”
“What’s gotten into you? It’s not like I have some deadly contagious disease.”
“This is beyond inappropriate, even for you. Wait until I tell Mom and Dad. They’re going to lose it.”
“I can’t believe you’re making such a big deal about this.”
“A big deal? You want me to share my wife with you. You’re crazy!”
“What? No! I asked if you would share your knife. Get your hearing checked, you idiot!”
I laughed out loud at the punchline. I can certainly relate to this. The old hearing ain’t what it used to be!