Cindy cooed when the parcel arrived, sure that Mephistopheles, her cat, would love his new sunglasses.
The instructions fluttered to the floor, unread.
Catacles: Domestic Demon Detectors!
“Here, kitty!” Cindy called.
Lens Colours Explained:
-Smoked grey—Felis catus.
-Sulphurous yellow—Minor Demon—IMMEDIATE appeasing behaviour recommended.
-Sooty Red—Major Demon—Run away or recite last rites (see overleaf).
“Adorable! A quick selfie, then I’ll fuss you.”
“Ooh, yellow lenses, cute, one more photo, then you can have some treats.”
“Red lenses? Must get them on Instagram. Oh you’re hissing…Aaaargh!”
Disclaimer: Manufacturer takes no responsibility for injuries sustained during demon detection.