By Bud Pharo
“So you have some alpha issues?”
“Dad demanded I raise my tail and follow in his paw prints, but that’s not me.”
“Do you still dress in sheep’s clothing?”
“No, that was just a phase!”
“Do you regret destroying those little pigs’ homes?”
“The insurance fraud was their idea, and the little bastards stiffed me.”
“How about the grandma you ate?”
“What? I’m a vegan; in my tale’s version, I locked her in a closet.”
“Looks like our time’s up.”
“But I paid for an hour!”
“No, I meant your time is up!”
“Is that a knife? Red, is that you?”
Liked the story. An interesting take on the Little Red Ridinghood tale.
Thank you!
HA! Loved the psychiatric twist. Well done!
Thanks, Jo. Glad you liked it.
A very amusing, different perspective on classic fairy tales. Good twist at the end.
Glad you liked it.
Lol great twist and write! Nice work, Bud!
Thanks, Alex.
Very nice. What a great idea.