My friend Kevin once had a job de-tailing puppies. Apparently, the owners of certain dog breeds preferred them with short tails. So, they hired Kevin to do the de-tailing for them. The pay was good, but after a while, Kevin started getting weird.
Last I heard, Kevin had struck it rich and was living the Good Life somewhere in the Caribbean. Seems he’d been saving all those puppy tails and they ended up being worth a fortune on the Voodoo black market. Turns out “snakes and snails and puppy dog tails” really is a thing.
But I don’t know the details.
Clever twist in a fun story.
A dirty job, but someone has to do it. Fortunately this one paid off handsomely! Good job, Scott.