By Jim Byrnes
I am practicing some of my favorite and most effective looks.
When you’re a dog, like me, your attitudes and expressions define your persona, which in turn determines the quality of your life.
My favorite is the “Yes, I am going to bite you, so don’t fuck with me.”
Another favorite is the “Damn that looks good. You’re going to share, aren’t you?” Often followed by the previous look if a treat is not forthcoming.
A third important look is the “No, I’m not going to quit barking at that squirrel unless I’m muzzled.”
Food givers have so much to learn.
This is, I fear, a very aggressive dog, who, depending on her or his breed, must not have been properly socialized in his or her puppy days. I read this tale to my dog, who shook her muzzle sadly in disbelief. She frowns on swearing.!
Jerry