Problem: Suppose global warming is real and in a few years all life on Earth will be wiped out. What will happen to all the vampires? They live forever, but their food supply (us) will be gone. It will become a world full of starving vampires.
Solution: The vampires of today should become eco-vampires. Starting now, they should only bite people who don’t recycle or who drive gas-guzzler cars.
A win-win solution! No global warming! Vampires saved!
Important note to eco-vampires: Don’t bite me. Remember, I saved you, plus I drive a Prius, and I recycle.
Also, don’t bite Al Gore.