Aren’t you glad there’s life on other planets? Yesterday I went to a Burger King on Venus. It’s a drive-through and the girl at the window was friendly (though her face was as white as a bucket of clouds). Mars has a great Wendy’s. And if you hook by on Tuesdays, you get free jumbo fries.
Pluto used to be a write-off. Now there’s a McDonald’s every few craters.
The other day, Saturn’s vicegerent on Earth was telling me about the Arby’s franchise there.
Sadly, exporting our burgers far afield will be the death knell for life in the Milky Way.