
By Dante Murray
“I’m going to bet you’re the kind of girl who never drank Jack Daniel’s and ran naked around a pool trying to raise Jim Morrison from the dead.”
“I’m going to bet you’ve never screwed a girl on the first date in the front seat of her blue 2015 VW Beetle in an empty Piggly Wiggly lot.”
His worries about them mutually falling in love were put to rest after he stepped out of her blue 2015 VW Beetle to pull up his pants and she drove away with a wave of her hand with her CD blasting out ‘LA Women.’
Depends on how you look at it on who won the bet. Interesting———-
I’m thinking there’s going to be a second date, Dante.
I’m betting this guy experienced a once-in-a-lifetime event–and will never know its likes again! Good job, Dante.
I’m going to bet that you were shaking so bad you couldn’t pull up the zipper AND that you still do a double take at every Blue Bug that goes by
Perfect 1st. Paragraph…………