
By David Kennedy
He probably flipped the switch accidentally, without thinking. Now alone and afraid, the dark, silent abyss of the public restroom fills me with terror.
Passing minutes feel like an eternity. My mind wanders as I imagine venomous toilet serpents swimming up through the pipes and viciously attacking my nethers.
The light returns temporarily.
Relief.
Off again.
What?
My would-be savior must have seen my feet, determined I enjoyed doing my business in the dark, and opted to return later.
Embarrassing.
What if this faceless stranger later crosses my path and recognizes my shoes? I just bought these. $101 down the drain.
Nice job, David! Every time I read this, I smile a big goofy grin. That clever last line 😉 Please submit again!
Great last line.