By Jeff Blechle
“Where? I can’t see him!” Gopher cleaned his glasses.
“Over there.” Connor pointed. “Coming out of the janitor’s closet.”
“Aw, that’s just Mr. Belding.”
“In a tunic? And wearing a halo?”
“God, it is Jesus. But I don’t want to go to Heaven yet. I’m getting my braces off tomorrow.”
Connor snorted. “What makes you think you’re going to Heaven?”
“Hey, Jesus! Am I going to Heaven?”
Then other kids shouted questions.
We found out in second hour that some girl had puked on Sister Mary’s skort and that’s why Jesus didn’t have time to answer a bunch of stupid questions.
Too funny!