What was I thinking? I mean WHAT THE HELL?! Joining a book club just to impress Claire was a stupid idea. I mean, dumb. Shit, man, the first book they’re having us read? Moby Dick. Moby, god damn, Dick. What about, I don’t know, something under 1.3 million pages?
And, the thing is, SHE’S INTO IT! She’s talking about whale blubber at dinner as if it’s a conversation topic. Right before we make love she puts her hand in my pants and says, “Call me Ishmael.” I’m not even sure what she’s referring to!
I’m going to dump her on Tuesday.
Great story Jonathan – Had me hooked with the intro and a very funny ending!
Nice work. Great ending too.
Brilliant.
Good one.