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Insert Penis Here

March 28, 2019 4 Comments

Insert Penis Here

By Susi J. Smith

“Why is this sharps box labelled ‘penis’?” The consultant didn’t look amused. He strode through the ward, ‘penis’ box in hand.
I hid my smile in a cough.

“It’s supposed to say ‘pens’,” the secretary said, sighing.

“You are professionals, adults. This is not acceptable.”

Label torn, the repurposed yellow box continued its duty as a makeshift pen holder until an anarchist stuck a large label on it proclaiming ‘pens’. An hour later the ‘penis’ returned.

Again the consultant strutted and tutted, but this time I laughed aloud; I’d seen him in his office, giggling as he inserted that little ‘i’.

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  1. David Berger says

    March 28, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Why would an “an anarchist [stick] a large label on it proclaiming ‘pens’”? Makes no sense.

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  2. shecomesbearingscissors says

    March 28, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    This made me laugh 😛 Good stuff!

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  3. Rosemary Reader and Writer says

    March 28, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Yes. An old joke, but story well told.

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  4. Cassandra Hamilton says

    March 28, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    A “conformist” is more likely to put a label on a box of pens. I do like the delivery of your sentence.

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