By Doug Hawley
I was watching some silly sitcom when the program was interrupted by “Asteroid to collide with earth next week.” I hadn’t been to church in twenty years, but I decided to go. On the way I observed looting and fights. At the church older members were playing Bingo. The pastor told me the orgy was in the basement. I went to check it out, but I could see why I never tried to pick up a woman in church. Back home I got out my pistol for protection from break-ins. Two weeks later the scientist who made the mistake was lynched.
Great story, Doug!
Doug at his dystopian, clever and bizarre best. Right on, Duke!
This is terrific. All of human nature in a flash story.