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Klatu Barada Nikto

August 5, 2015 13 Comments

Klatu Barada Nikto

By DeRicki Johnson

Ned Right never said much, a quiet genius who had discovered how to use dark matter to fold space for faster than light travel.

Staring out the window of his top floor office at Applied Warp, the somber genius contemplated the possibilities of extraterrestrials, “Is anyone out There?”

A statue, Ned watched a silvery, otherworldly, flying saucer settle silently; landing next to his old pickup truck. Three tiny gray aliens with briefcases emerged.

Ned’s intercom buzzed, his secretary announcing, “Some funny little fellows claiming to be attorneys with Klatu, Barada, and Nikto are here to talk to you about patent infringement…”

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  1. Marchell says

    August 5, 2015 at 9:50 am

    First I laughed then laughed again. Great story.

    Reply
    • DeRicki Johnson says

      August 6, 2015 at 10:25 am

      Thanks, Marchell!

      Reply
  2. Schuyler Abrams says

    August 5, 2015 at 10:06 am

    An enjoyable read with a clever twist. Great job!

    Reply
    • DeRicki Johnson says

      August 6, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Glad you enjoyed it, Schuyler. Thanks for the feedback.

      Reply
  3. TISA GARRISON says

    August 5, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Love sci-fi humor.

    Reply
    • DeRicki Johnson says

      August 6, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Me too, Tisa! I find I can only take so much weighty post apocalyptic drama. Something to make me smile goes a long way. Hope you found a smile in my micro missive.

      Reply
  4. Sue says

    August 5, 2015 at 10:38 am

    A favorite lines from a favorite movie, this was very funny.

    Reply
    • DeRicki Johnson says

      August 6, 2015 at 10:38 am

      One of my favorites, too. I thought even the remake with Keanu Reeves was great.

      Reply
  5. Barry O'Farrell says

    August 5, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    Funny without becoming corny.Enjoyable on every level.

    Reply
    • DeRicki Johnson says

      August 6, 2015 at 10:40 am

      Thanks. Your feedback is sincerely appreciated. I’m glad you liked it.

      Reply
  6. Gary Davison says

    August 7, 2015 at 6:54 am

    Humor is refreshing… especially when it’s done well… Great job, DeRicki

    Reply
  7. Tricia De Jesus (@PhynneBelle) says

    August 8, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    DeRicki, your razor sharp wit knows no bounds. Adore!

    Reply
  8. Rebecca says

    August 9, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Really clever story DeRicki

    Reply

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