Lizard Brain

By Ryan Benson

Jim is a lizard person. Has to be. I’m ninety percent sure he’s part of an alien infiltration plan. How else was he promoted over me?

Wish my sunglasses revealed Jim’s true form. Rowdy Roddy Piper never had this problem in the movie. He saw one hundred percent through the alien cabal’s human disguise and subterfuge.

Now, my only recourse is to crack open his head. Lizard brains are unmistakably different from human cerebral matter.

The remaining question is, do I stop with Jim or chase this conspiracy up the corporate ladder? After all, my boss did give him the promotion.