My sense of humour
Last seen running from the funeral, hasn’t been seen since;
Mostly light and fluffy with a dark tinge around the ears, carries a sarcastic kink in its tail.
Could be trapped, please check your shed and garage;
I’m told it will find its way home eventually
If found please ring number provided, it was much loved.
Stray sense of humour
Light in colour, fur matted and weak
Suffering from loss, it’ll require years of rehabilitation;
If you have lost yours please ring the adoption centre promptly; if no response we will seek a good home.