By Jade Hui
“Another heterosexual couple,” she groans, watching the couple kissing cluelessly as her waves crash onto the shore.
“Hello! I’m here, and I hate you!” The ocean summons an army of gay ghosts who died in her to haunt the lovebirds.
Filled with jealousy and disgust, the ghosts murmur, “Not again.”
The couple look up at the sky and gasp. “It’s like the full moon is shining for us.”
“Oh, not again, moon,” the ocean complains. “Why are you always so tolerant of these narcissists?”
“Now ocean, remember it is my gravitational pull that keeps you going!” The moon giggles.
“Ugh, fine.”
Love the moon and ocean relationship