By Cedric Anthony
I kicked her dog.
“It was an accident,” I mumbled, while getting my stitches checked. I sent her flowers from the hospital, with a card that said ‘Sowwy’ from a lisping rabbit. She sent me back a Polaroid of her finger. I appreciated the retroness.
After leaving hospital I bought her chocolates, apologized again, and asked after her dog. She cussed me out for three minutes before I invited her to lunch. Despite the head injury I’m told I was charming. I can’t really remember.
Packing for the honeymoon I finally asked, “Who keeps a brick in their yoga bag anyway?”
Ouch. Love hurts, but we gotta keep on trying.
Great job! And who doesn’t love a good chuckle…
Wonderfully funny. Loved that last line!
Hehehehe. This had me chuckling nicely. Great end line. I didn’t see that coming. Nor did he!
Amusing – really clever twist.