“Honey, finish your cigarette and beer, please.”
“You’ve been running around outside all day. Why don’t you come inside and play some video games?”
Got to love my mom; she’s always looking out. These days, if you aren’t careful you can live to be 500. It seems great, sure. But not when our minds still go at anywhere from 80 to 100. I don’t want to be a vegetable for 400 years like my great-great-great-great-grandfather.
Suicide is illegal. They imprison your whole family if you do it. Same thing for murder.
So we smoke, drink, eat sugar, and have unprotected sex.