By Kent V Anderson
-Hello. Is this the Dundee Police Department?
-I need your help, mister.
-No, it’s not an emergency.
-Um, I am 6 years old.
-Well, I told on my big brother to my mom this morning.
-He broke her new vase when he pretended that it was a spaceship.
-Um, when I told Mom on him, he gave me a real mean look. I’m sure mean looks are against the law, aren’t they?
-No?
-What if later he hits me; is that a crime?
-He’s 8 years old.
-Not a crime?
-Um.
-What if I accidentally hit him back when he’s sleeping?
Sweet, funny and perfectly captures the thoughts, of a young child. Very well written x
Thank you so much!
I found myself laughing out loud. Very funny, just like kids would interpret things!
Thanks!