By Brian Clark
Introducing the new and improved Cormatic Partambulator, now for use in the home. The revolutionary new design comes with many exciting improvements:
- The latest model is guaranteed never to warbleflex at the bridal junctions.
- The twelve transmounted lugspurs ensure that reverberatory burbling is reduced to 0.36 dulciplats.
- The contrathermic stabilizer features convex gamma flanges that direct heat away from the torque synchronators.
- The spindle linkage is designed to engage smoothly with the girdle shaft where it meets the treadle coupling.
- The oscillating belkamp is perfectly snugcentric with the fluxating oviducts.
Another fine product from Doodad Manufacturing, a subsidiary of Gibberish Industries.
Another needed upgrade. Interesting language.
I don’t know what they do, but I want one! Good job!
Wonderfully constructed. Made me laugh.
HA! Makes as much sense as most of what the products say. Well done, made me chuckle.
So much fun! I really needed this. Thank you.
There’s humor in them there words 😉
Thanks everyone. Unfortunately, I have some bad news. The product has been recalled. The emulsification actuators have been failing, leading to an increase in autoignition velocity in the metabolizing chamber. Sorry.
Sign me up for seven of those whats-its! Haha! I loved the hiflux and gimwinks of this little gem.