By Jim Byrnes
Jill’s pet dragon is kind of cute, but he has a really bad attitude and a decidedly unpleasant reptilian stink. He’s the size of a pug and has teeth like a shark.
Jill loves the repulsive little creature, but I am too scared of those razor teeth.
“Don’t be such a baby. He’s not going to hurt you.”
“If he’s so harmless then why’d you name him Killer?”
Jill’s favorite response is, “Calm down, Jim. It’s just a name.”
I try to stay calm, but if the little bastard sets my pant-leg on fire again, I’m turning him into a wallet.
Love it!
Made me laugh out loud! Thanks.
Good one…………
Punishment be a bit excessive — since Killer’s just following his bliss, but a great story nonetheless. Jerry
Made me laugh. I’d also think about turning Jill into a handbag. 🙂
Good job. I’m always a sucker for a pesky pet dragon story.