Well, if you want me to talk, then I’m gonna have to get myself something to eat. Talking makes me hungry, you know, especially talking about myself and my past. I’m what they call an “emotional eater,” you see. Happy, sad, angry… constipated. I eat and eat and eat, and just when I think I can’t possibly fit any more into my already swollen stomach, I eat some more. My doctor wants me to get my stomach stapled, but I told him, I don’t need surgery to cure my eating addiction, what I need is the love of a good man.
Bright, breezy, well crafted read. Loved it.
Thank you so much! That means the world to me!
Nice one, Robert. That story filled me up nicely.
Thank you, that’s so nice of you to say!
Nice read full of personality. I loved it.
Thank you so much! That’s so nice of you to say.
Excellent! Loved the tone, structure, and style.
Thank you so much, that’s so kind of you to say, I really appreciate it!
Brilliant!
Thank you so much! I’m so grateful.