He had a free week. So, on Monday, God took man and woman aside and asked exactly what they thought they were doing. They just shrugged. Tuesday, He took all the non-extinct animals and gave them refuge. On Wednesday, He dialed down the sun’s rays to offset global warming. After a night’s sleep, He set fire to the GMO Monsanto corn and filled in all the open pit mines. And God saw it was good. On Friday, God cleared the sky of pollutants and sealed up the ozone hole. Saturday was spent remaking it all. On Sunday, He went to Disneyland.