I fell from the sky on a Tuesday. Came down full of piss and thunder, but terrified too. What was happening? I was a rebel angel. Once on earth I donned dark glasses and tight black jeans, rode a Harley, and had two tattoos inked. On my left arm, a dragon, on my right, a white lotus. People were scared of me, an effect I didn’t mind. I was a god in disguise. I picked up a mini-skirted girlfriend named Tiffany with an eighties perm and a lip piercing and I was set. Planet Earth—I thought I owned the place.