By Denna Cole
Gerald stared hard at the table as he tried to recall his attacker, while his wife, Sarah, sat worriedly across from him. With a shaky breath, he described the scene.
“One minute I was bringing home dinner and the next someone knocked me down and stole my bag of sandwiches.”
“What did they look like?”
“I saw brown hair and blue. It was all a blur,” he groaned, rubbing dirt off his cheek.
Sarah glanced out the window at the neighbors walking past, with them a brown dog wearing a blue sweater.
“Gerald,” Sarah sighed, “you got mugged by a chihuahua?”
Well done! Thanks for the laugh!
Great – love this!
superb!
funny
Loved it!
Fun story!
Omg. A co-worker late to this morning because she was chasing her Chihuahua all over the neighborhood. Too funny. Thanks for the story.
Hilarious!!
So funny!
Been a Chi owner myself so can totally relate. ?