I saw you sneak a kiss from the girl next door. She’s wild, unpredictable. I lie awake at night, twisted images running through my mind. All I can do is cry.
I saw you leave a note for the girl next door. It wasn’t handwritten, oh no. You’re too clever. One little detail, though, made it all your own.
Courier New, size 12.
You were a mail courier. The font, like your size 36 jeans, the perfect fit. Any time you typed a letter, you had to use that stupid font. It was quirky. Distinctive.
This time, distinctive works against you.
Good one. Hmmm, mine would likely be American Typewriter.
Well written piece. Speak of Palatino Linotype and Cambria Size 12, but no, I refuse to go down that path.
Good job, Writer.