Seasonal Work

By Jeff Sellen

Boss is pissed. Grimes had said, “Go get soaked, Linda,” to a customer. He meant screwed and Karen, but when he’s flustered he confuses his verbs and can’t remember names. The Karen wasn’t happy with his Dolly Parton.

Meanwhile, I’m carving on my Taylor Swift. Grimes sees Boss and gets to work on Harry Styles.

Above us:

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Boss says, “Mac, you’re outta here. Grimes, you’re too good a carver to let go. Get your ass to work and learn to keep your mouth shut.” Boss is pissed, but he’s also a businessman.