By Abby Garmon
Fernando,
I simply cannot bear to live with the tarnished memories of our failed union. My thoughts haunt me day and night, with only the salt of my tears to distract me.
I’ve located a hypnotist to remedy the problem. His talent is truly beyond measure, as I hear he once deflated a gentleman’s ego with only the snap of his fingers.
Perhaps a visit would be worthwhile for you as well.
By the time you receive this letter, you’ll be long forgotten, your memory a speck of dust, swept from the darkest corners of my brain.
Yours no longer,
Elizabeth
Love this!!
A letter such as this one could deflate a man’s ego in the snap of your fingers. Brilliant!