By Peggy Gerber
Tania hated the spring. She detested being awakened at 4:30 a.m. by the tap-tap-tapping of woodpeckers banging on trees, robins chirping manically, and gaggles of geese squawking their way up north. Every morning she’d get out of bed, bleary-eyed, praying for a bird apocalypse.
This annoyance continued for years, until one mid-April morning, Tania woke up and realized it was quiet. The birds were gone. With a pounding heart, she shook her husband awake. “Honey, am I the devil?” She gasped. “Did my prayers cause a bird apocalypse?”
“Tania,” he said, yawning, “haven’t I told you it’s time for hearing aids.”
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This one is very funny . Her prayers were answered, no more bird noises,lol. It’s that old adage,Be careful what you pray for.
This just made me laugh! I loved it.
So wonderful! You have talent.
Ouch! And haha!
Cleverly concluded!