By Margaret Charlton
Hours Asleep: 62,488.67
Hours Spent Gaming: 2,734.38
People Kissed: 3
“You track the number of people I have kissed?”
“Of course.”
“Isn’t that a little creepy?”
“Look, kid, these are your stats. Do you want them or not?”
“I want them, I want them…I’m just saying it’s weird.”
“I do it for everyone.”
Crimes Committed: 2
Friends Made: 53
Hours Spend On The Toilet: 1,460
“Okay, the toilet thing is definitely creepy!”
“I tally the hours for everyone. You ain’t special.”
“Come on, man, you’re a pervert!”
“I am not a pervert.””
“Wow…God is a pervert.”
“I am not!”
fun story – enjoyed it
Great story. The end made me laugh!
I enjoyed reading this.
This is so good!
Hello Margaret,
Your clever piece might explain why the world is going to hell in a handbasket!!!
That was laugh-out-loud good!
Great punchline.
This is delightful! Great work.
Loved it! Keep them coming!
Cleaver and funny. The personalities of the speakers comes across very clearly. It’s irreverent and in a way, the story touches upon the great mysteries of life. There’s a lot to this story. Very good writing.
Great story! Nice twist!
I really like the way this story turned out, Margaret. Well done!
Cool story, Margaret. Enjoyed it.